I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties
and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer
mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair
my dude straight up loving him some 1d
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
DILDO A NO-GO
these are fucking paintings
I saw the caption and I died
I will reblog these forever
these are so amazing i cry
Because he would rather protect his sexist, ignorant friends than be a good role model for his fans.
If you want to know what Liam is currently ranting about, it’s me.
(by oldoinyo)| North Carolina, US
Oh Harold. - Pasadena, CA (September 13, 2014)
#liam not even trying#oh my god harry HERE I WILL DO IT FOR YOU#THERE IT’S FIXED STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT#montage of everyone in the band just yelling Liaaaaaaaaaaaaam#LIAM MY LIGHT WON’T TURN ON MY MIC STAND IS BROKEN THE TOASTER ISN’T WORKING RIGHT#and Liam’s all Yes I can fix that Yes hang on I’ll get a ladder YES I HEARD YOU LOUIS SHHH#no idea where portugal is but he can build a tent and fix a mic stand without even trying#liam feeeeeeeels
Woman who ‘died’ from cancer is heard screaming from inside coffin after being buried alive
Cemetery workers raced to a newly-dug grave after they heard banging and muffled shouting an hour after a 45-year-old woman was buried.
As they grabbed tools and anything they could find, they rushed to dig the grave up again after the woman woke up to find herself buried alive in a coffin.
But tragically, the un-named woman died before her would-be rescuers could reach her inside the plot at a cemetery near Greece’s Thessaloniki.
Shortly after the last relatives left the cemetery on Thursday, residents and a group of children playing outside reportedly heard a female voice shouting for help from inside the grave.
They called the police, and cemetery workers began digging up the grave to save her but she had suffocated to death, it was reported.
However, a doctor who was at the scene and examined the woman’s body, said she had been dead for hours and could not have been revived.
"It would have been impossible for someone in a state of rigor mortis to have been shouting and hitting the coffin like that.”
A coroner is expected to examine the body. (Article)
we better start putting fuckin cages around coffins i am not fucking with this zombie bull shit today ive got a good life here